Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Book of bad ideaS

ear wax erector building
(kudos to neighbor jon, and spouse, bri)

* 1 year of ear wax, both ears, collected daily (may collect wax from family members as well)
* q-tips

* construct a city structure (highway, bridge, skyscraper). q-tips used as erector set style components to build. natural adhesive quality of earwax to be used as glue.

(secret sidenote)
if artist can devise an equivalent color and texture to earwax, it may be used as a substitute. in this case, time of creation should still be one year, to facilitate illusion. earwax distribution should be uneven in color and quantity to mimic real wax. fiction should not be disclosed

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